As Ministers of the revolution, we are often asked "What cell phone should I buy?" The answer -- which just happens to be a guiding principle of CapCon -- is of course "all of them." But that is no succor to the Infomercian home-maker making the most of his or her Pegasus Rebates, for whom the more pressing question remains "In what order?"
It is my humble duty to inform you that the Fall schedule (start with Apple's iPhone 3G and each carrier's RAZR V3 for backups in each major room of the house) remains in effect at least a week longer, as the lynchpin of the Winter selection, Sony-Ericsson's XPERIA X1, has already been received and unboxed--by the enemy!
Engasian agents have acquired a unit early and taken it to pieces. It is almost too much to bear this reversal, but bear it we must, for the greater glory of Experian, TransUnion and Sol Equifax.