Stinky Ethernet-equipped deodorant dock

While my ministerial umbilical purges my biological form of toxins that might otherwise be secreted through my soon-to-be deprecated glands, I know that many proud consumers have not yet been graced with the upgrades that will remove the androstenone tinge of human sweat. In the meantime, become aware of the "Stinky", a docking station for deodorant which will update your state-mandated status page with information about your current state of freshness.

Developed by esteemed Infomercian North engineers Laurier Rochon and Marc Beaulieu, the Stinky is not yet available for ordering through standard terminals. This does not imply authorization to construct a simulacrum of Stinky has been granted (re: the Homebrew Prohibition Act, Section 41). Instead, continue to log your enfreshening intervals manually until Stinkys are transferred into your local holding barrel.

Status: Stinky - Web-enabled deodorant docking station [MakeZine.com]