It has happened to you: unaware that the seasons have changed because you have not exchanged your Pegasus Rebates for the newest in barometric detection technology, you have pulled a sweater over your silicon unitard and ventured out for a day-trip to the isthmus of Infomercia’s palatial, open-air malls… only to fill your boots with sweat and pass out from heat exhaustion, to be nursed back to health by the supplicating caresses of our swarming Wyeth NurseBots.
MiniMac is aware that such the resultant Blue Cross payments of such dehydrating misadventures might be impacting the budget for your weekly techno-consumerism. We suggest you apply for a lien against your future taxation to maximize your allowance, but in the meantime, we suggest the Temperature Sweater, which — when worn — will automatically tell you when it’s too hot to wear it.
Temperature Sweater [GNR8 via Gizmowatch]
