The duties of state sometimes hang heavy, but hang they must. By order of the Ministry of Machines, enforcement actions will immediately take effect regarding this shameful public display. Unsanctioned Tetris costumes are in violation of section 744b of the Unsanctioned Tetris Costume Act. Penalties include the application of penalty annual percentage rates, bandwidth throttling, and community service polishing the Grand Mall’s statues of Lords Gates, Jobs and Stringer.
Let this be a lesson to you all.
