Earlier today, Microsoft confirmed that its next operating system, codenamed Windows 7, would in fact be called just that when it hits shelves at some point in the next few years. Good on ‘em, I say: a simple, no-nonsense name suggests they’re approaching it with a clearer eye than they had cooking up the hypefest that was Vista.
But if there’s an instinct that Microsoft will find hard to put to bed, it’s the one that led to more versions of Vista than can be counted on one hand. The place is run by a sales guy, after all! Click through for our exclusive leaked ad covering the 20 separate editions of Windows 7, straight from our anonymous sauce.
You forgot “Deluxe paint edition” and the BSOD range, due to the popularity, the BSOD is now avalible in red, yellow, black, purple, indigo, green, white, navy, a lighter shade of blue,polka-dot, stripes, eplieptic sezuire and multi-colour versions.*
* Cost an extra 600 USD EACH per purchace of add-on. You must also give your credit card details along with your PIN to Bill Gates for a “free” security pack.
Will windows 7 run 3 in three? Because that would be awesome!!11!!!!1!
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I think they should have a “None of Your Business Edition” in the business editions
Wyatt
http://whatan00b.com
@3: I would prefer to see them fight each other to the death…
and tigers.
“Reported by Diggers as Possibly Inaccurate”
Haha, that got a big laugh from me – “Penultimate” edition was my favourite!
http://www.w7forums.com
SEMIOTIC,
“I’m no fan of Microsoft, but everything I’ve seen so far suggests it’ll blow Macintosh System 7 out of the water. They can only benefit from a direct comparison between the two.”
MacOS System 7 died in 1997, when it was replaced by System 8.
It’s now up to X (10), actually 10.5.5.
There probably isn’t a lot of difference between Windows 7 and MacOS System 7 anyway.
John Davis
it’s true though!
I hate Windows, and I am not really looking forward to this new addition. After VISTA my rank of Windows has decreased dramatically.
I can tell that this is not a real Microsoft release – there are not nearly enough ®s or â„¢s after all of the product names.
Very funny!
http://windows-7-blog.blogspot.com
windows 7 is the best solution for computer
http://www.tv-dvd.net
it’ll blow Macintosh System 7
I almost blew mountain dew out of my nose
Diagonalgrade and one step forward, like the knight in chess!
OMGyes
anonymous sauce, yummy
“it’ll blow Macintosh System 7
I almost blew mountain dew out of my nose”
This is the most I will LOL today
Will there be Windows CoMedia player included?
Disappointed that the Windows 7 “Single App.” addition was missing from the list. This version was specifically designed for these hard economic times and will be competitively priced at $99.99. It will only require the STANDARD 4GB of memory and will economically run 1 single app. at a time. (printer drivers extra.)
Hilarious! Parody to lampoom M$ for the ridiculous number of windows editions.
What’s even funnier is that when it does come out, there probably WILL be around 20 versions…
Will it work on a Mac?
Actually I think ,they are really going to release all
Smith,
http://www.samudhai.com
I’m no fan of Microsoft, but everything I’ve seen so far suggests it’ll blow Macintosh System 7 out of the water. They can only benefit from a direct comparison between the two. sohbet
No preantepenultimate edition?
…More proof that marketing goons will be executed *before* the lawyers when the revolution happens.
” will delete a random hardware driver each time you install a new game to ensure you get the complete PC gaming experience.”
Nice. Very nice. It’s the little things that count.
@7: …Because jokes are always funnier when you take them seriously, then explain them?
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“SEMIOTIC,
“I’m no fan of Microsoft, but everything I’ve seen so far suggests it’ll blow Macintosh System 7 out of the water. They can only benefit from a direct comparison between the two.”
MacOS System 7 died in 1997, when it was replaced by System 8.
It’s now up to X (10), actually 10.5.5.
There probably isn’t a lot of difference between Windows 7 and MacOS System 7 anyway.
John Davis”
Thank god there are douchenozzles like John Davis to explain everything for us….
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Well, the client (i.e. not server) versions will come in 32-bit and 64-bit builds, so that’s another 10 versions right there.
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You left out the Windows 7 Super Uber Omega Snowlion Edition?
It is around 2 years for 20 editions to get public, is microsoft advertising editions too early?
http://www.windows-7.cc/
Windows 7 for Politicians:
Makes up pledges then breaks them for you!
only $5million for Windows 7 for Politicians semi-penta-hyper-ultimate edition!
Hilarious! I didn’t see the “j/k” in the title and nearly shit myself when i saw the names and descriptions of the editions. Priceless.
I wanted a Media Edition..
lmaol…really loudly!
coffee is splashing on my cubicle…
how about a Tiny W-7 with 4gb of run to one app… that’s the way to go!!!
Semiotix, I don’t know about that, have you seen the boot time of a System 7 box lately? It’s like lightning compared to a modern Windows system!
(Actually, I don’t remember… I do know Sys9 was pretty slow. 6 was whiplash on a fast system.)
Windows 7 Beta 1, Build 7000, the one that Microsoft is still allowing people to download and test is a thing of the past car finance. Details on Build 7025 of the next iteration of the Windows OS have already been leaked out thus marking the move to post-Beta and Microsoft has even come out to announce that the next release will be a Release Candidate (RC), not a second Beta.
“The next milestone for the development of Windows 7 is the Release Candidate or “RCâ€. Historically the Release Candidate has signaled “we’re pretty close and we want people to start testing the release, especially because all the features are done.†The obvious question is that we know the Pre-Beta was October 28, 2008, and the Beta was January 7th, so when is the Release Candidate and RTM? The answer is forthcoming. We are currently evaluating the feedback and telemetry and working to develop a robust schedule that gets us the right level of quality in a predictable manner baltimore mortgage loans,†says Steven Sinofsky.
Awesome. There might be a day when this come true…
20 editions. Good luck choosing..
http://dev-interview-questions.blogspot.com
I was really hoping for an antepenultimate edition.
What? No Windows for Winos? Discrimination against Alcho-Americans!
Smart, smart marketing move to just call it Windows 7.
I’m no fan of Microsoft, but everything I’ve seen so far suggests it’ll blow Macintosh System 7 out of the water. They can only benefit from a direct comparison between the two.
i like the authentic artifacting of the image. it looks like something msft would make.
This better be better then Vista. Because it really sucked. I hope they go back to a lot of there old way when Vista was obsolete. Can I get an Amen.