Eemobi: Latest crapvendor shows “strong man style”

Our own cha0tic (friend of the blog!) has discovered another fine Chinese crapvendor. It goes by the name of “Eemobi”, and it is resplendent in its awkward English.

An example, as they pitch this somewhat intriguing cellphone watch:

The watch phone Watcha820 is the most masculine model in watch phone, the golden-black frame of the watch shows the strong man style! The beautiful 1.2inch screen with flat touch function, it also catches the trend with quad-band at the same time.

Watcha820 cellphone watch catalog page [EEmobi.cn]

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1. [chef]

   The design actually sounds intriguing, especially for a friend of mine who hates carrying around a cellphone in the first place.

   A shame (or sham) they don’t show you an interface display though…

2. [valis]

   I was excited at first, but then I realized it didn’t say Strongbad style.

3. [Not a Doktor]

   http://www.eemobi.cn/Products/131/7692/NCKIA777%20.html

   NCKIA777
   Although it is the era for bar phone, but there always has many friend bear the flip in mind constantly. Specially for the feminine friends are always passionately devoted filp phone.Today we promote the version 777 is specifically for female compatriots to build close the feminine flip phone, the creamy white is the main color favorited by female. coupled with the triangular concave th as well as the positive blue color triangle lamp, is its success. At the same time support the e-book readers like to meet the most gentle MM’s psychological. . . .

   I enjoy immensely in this one, it is most prodigis in most Star Wars style.