Tracks

When you’re next in need of durable, long-lasting rubber tracks, don’t forget to measure them.

Radmeister [via Dan's Data]

1. [Garr]

   I feel obliged to clarify, before anyone starts ranting about the designer:
   From my own experience, when a designer is requested to create a web banner or display ad, most clients always have these “genius motif ideas”, and seldomly listen to wise advice from the designer. It’s what they want, and it’s what they get. Oh, and trashy is cheap, and they wouldn’t be able to tell the difference anyway.

2. [airship]

   When it comes to tracks, size doesn’t matter. Really. Please don’t suspect I’m saying this only because I have tiny tracks.

3. [tallpat]

   It’s not the length of the track, but the depth of the tread?

4. [mujadaddy]

   Butterface :/

5. [themindfantastic]

   Got some nice racks err Tracks there, yeah I meant to say TRACKS, I was only off by ONE letter Come on guys!

6. [Anonymous]

   cue link to Benny Benassi’s “Satisfaction” video: probably NSFW

7. [TheFirstMan]

   Well, at least she’s wearing what looks to be an OSHA-approved helmet. And she apparently LOVES her job of measuring strange small floating treads.

8. [David D.]

   When I measure my tracks, I’ll be sure to wear my red sequined bikini top to ensure extra accuracy.

9. [devophill]

   That (presumably)OSHA/ANSI approved helmet is useless without its internal suspension system. Remember, in a case of hairstyle vs. safety, SAFETY FIRST!

10. [jenjen]

    I hope that’s a talking tape measure because no way can she see the numbers on that thing.

11. [Not a Doktor]

    I swear to god that’s the same tranny that used to live on my block.

12. [muteboy]

    I remember seeing a trade magazine ad for a commercial drench shower (to rinse nasty chemicals off in an emergency) which used a nude model. She looked really pissed off, which ruined the effect for me.