Predator's beer funnel

Or Sub Zero's, I guess, as the method of delivery for a triumphant libation after a particularly brutal Mortal Kombat style fatality. Take your pick of any spine ripper. It's only $13.99, but it is a little late to order it for your Halloween party tonight, so instead, we will open up this post's comments to field this hypothetical question: which liquor most resembling spinal fluid would you chug out of this thing? Please justify your answer. Skull Beer Funnel [Decorations and Props via Nerd Approved]
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14 Responses to Predator's beer funnel

  1. SamF says:

    Except spinal fluid is mostly clear, so using it for wine, cinnamon schnaps, or other blood-like liquids would be inaccurate.

    And who want’s to be inaccurate when drinking alcohol from a plastic skull-and-spine-shaped beer bong?

    My drink of choice would be a Mojito. But a freshly made one, not one using a green mix. It should just have a pale yellow-green cloudiness to it.

    Plus, everyone knows that spinal fluid tastes like lime and mint.

  2. migraineur says:

    I think tequila, yellow – not white, would be most appropriate to be drinking from a skeleton. It would have the appropriate sickly color and noxious smell and taste of diseased spinal fluid. Although Absinthe with water to make it cloudy and diseased-looking would also work; sort of a gangrene meets meningitis concoction. MMMM, yummy.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Here’s a video from my podcast where we put that thing to use:
    BTW- we named him “Gregory Spines”.

  4. jazzbo says:

    Killian’s Red, of course. Yummy red beer.
    Bonging red wine (or stronger stuff) is way out of spec for Human R1. Projectile style rejection – trust me on this – you don’t want to see it.

  5. Elvis Pelt says:

    Friesengeist! Or, Moorgeist. Either way, light the surface on fire and let ‘er rip. Oh, be sure to dial 911 just before go time.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I think the bum wine Cisco would be the best fluid for this item. Preferrably the “Berry” flavor.

  7. nehpetsE says:

    I first encountered one of these at a strip-mall nearly a decade ago and at the time could not help but see it as emblematic of the permanent union betwixt goth and trailer-trash.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Somewhere there’s a beer bong shaped like a cock and balls.

  9. Anonymous says:

    I have bought a couple of these over the years. my fiancee used to work in a costume shop, so she’d bring one home to me every once and a while. of the 3 that i’ve owned, only one was free of holes enough to actually drink out of.

  10. dculberson says:

    I think the appropriate drink is the suffering bastard.

    Jazzbo, sounds like there’s a lovely story there. Probably one best left unshared.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Ah the only way that Pabst Blue Ribbon can be drank. As it tastes terrible no matter which direction it’s going.

  12. thepixelpuncher says:

    You can pick these up at any local “Spirit” Halloween Shop.

    Whether or not it has lead based paint is another question entirely.

    Also be classy use a red wine…

  13. Anonymous says:

    Local Spencers stores should have these, saw one in mine a day ago.

  14. Pruette says:

    Great for ritual blood (or wine) sharing.

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