Predator's beer funnel
Or Sub Zero's, I guess, as the method of delivery for a triumphant libation after a particularly brutal Mortal Kombat style fatality. Take your pick of any spine ripper. It's only $13.99, but it is a little late to order it for your Halloween party tonight, so instead, we will open up this post's comments to field this hypothetical question: which liquor most resembling spinal fluid would you chug out of this thing? Please justify your answer.
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You can pick these up at any local "Spirit" Halloween Shop.
Whether or not it has lead based paint is another question entirely.
Also be classy use a red wine...
Great for ritual blood (or wine) sharing.
Except spinal fluid is mostly clear, so using it for wine, cinnamon schnaps, or other blood-like liquids would be inaccurate.
And who want's to be inaccurate when drinking alcohol from a plastic skull-and-spine-shaped beer bong?
My drink of choice would be a Mojito. But a freshly made one, not one using a green mix. It should just have a pale yellow-green cloudiness to it.
Plus, everyone knows that spinal fluid tastes like lime and mint.
Here's a video from my podcast where we put that thing to use:
http://nerdcityonline.com/2008/10/28/meet-gregory-spines/
BTW- we named him "Gregory Spines".
Killian's Red, of course. Yummy red beer.
Bonging red wine (or stronger stuff) is way out of spec for Human R1. Projectile style rejection - trust me on this - you don't want to see it.
I have bought a couple of these over the years. my fiancee used to work in a costume shop, so she'd bring one home to me every once and a while. of the 3 that i've owned, only one was free of holes enough to actually drink out of.
I think the appropriate drink is the suffering bastard.
Jazzbo, sounds like there's a lovely story there. Probably one best left unshared.
I think tequila, yellow - not white, would be most appropriate to be drinking from a skeleton. It would have the appropriate sickly color and noxious smell and taste of diseased spinal fluid. Although Absinthe with water to make it cloudy and diseased-looking would also work; sort of a gangrene meets meningitis concoction. MMMM, yummy.
Friesengeist! Or, Moorgeist. Either way, light the surface on fire and let 'er rip. Oh, be sure to dial 911 just before go time.
I first encountered one of these at a strip-mall nearly a decade ago and at the time could not help but see it as emblematic of the permanent union betwixt goth and trailer-trash.
Ah the only way that Pabst Blue Ribbon can be drank. As it tastes terrible no matter which direction it's going.
Somewhere there's a beer bong shaped like a cock and balls.
Local Spencers stores should have these, saw one in mine a day ago.
I think the bum wine Cisco would be the best fluid for this item. Preferrably the "Berry" flavor.