Gentlemen, behold, my latest invention: the Waterbirth Hot Tub! The miracle of life… now in frappe form! Simply dump your pregnant wife in and add water. Let flow, the juices of creation! The blood and amniotic fluid! The evacuated bowels! The meaty placenta! The sweet honey-like meconium! Now, for the first time ever, you can just climb right on in, seeping in the sweet roue of life itself as massaging jets open up your every pore. And after you’re done, why, you don’t even need to cook: just get yourself a ladle and help yourself to your crockpot full of stew! The missus will certainly appreciate that after a hard day’s labor. Junior? Well, not so much.