The New Black

1. [Gary61]

   FAIL – shirt is GRAY.

2. [gabrielm]

   Gary61,
   Agree – black text on black shirt would have been much cooler.

   And anyway:
   #000 is the new #000000

3. [gabrielm]

   Here we go!

4. [Anonymous]

   I have had a look at the tee-shirt site and it is available black on black.

5. [Nelson.C]

   Bah. RGB black is merely the colour of your monitor (“tuned to a dead channel”). CMYK black is darker. Try C86M85Y79K100.

6. [pork musket]

   How to never have sex, a guide:

   1) Purchase and wear shirts like this.

7. [kawayama]

   i’m sorry, my printers would scream if i used 86-85-79-xx. they would accept 60-40-40-xx, grudgingly.

   the shirt: i like it. i would like it even more without the underline on IS. just a tiny line took it from cool to obnoxious.

8. [Nelson.C]

   You know, Pork Musket, having sex is both easier and harder than you imagine.

9. [noen]

   FAIL – shirt is GRAY.

   The shirt doesn’t claim to be black.

10. [dculberson]

    Pork, I suppose something from Abercrombie would be guaranteed to get you some of that sex? Especially if you drive up in a Porsche.

11. [pork musket]

    @10 I’m not sure about Abercrombie, I think that might’ve worked like 5 years ago in a high-school parking lot. But I don’t think a Porsche would hurt anyone’s chances unless one were to drive it like Rocky Balboa drives a Trans Am.

    I suppose I’m turning into a bitter old man too quickly… but I work with a bunch of nerdy programmers that like to wear shirts with witticisms like “There’s no place like 127.0.0.1″ and “Don’t make me release the flying monkeys.” I just know one of them will turn up wearing this beauty.

12. [SamF]

    I thought #000000 was the old black.