Nintendo garters for gamer girls

For heaven's sake, let's not stop here, please: Nintendo controller pasties! Nintendo IUDs!

Nintendo Garter [Etsy via Geeksugar]

[#1 posted by sammich , November 6, 2008 4:14 AM]

Pasties? What on earth can a pasty ~be~ in US English?

[#2 posted by dculberson , November 6, 2008 7:00 AM]

Sammich: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasties

Mildly NSFW picture.

[#3 posted by jakze , November 6, 2008 8:00 AM]

as a girl, i'd have to say this thing looks pretty useless. now, if you made me a garter holster that holds my DS, we might have something to talk about.

[#4 posted by catastrophegirl , November 6, 2008 9:30 AM]

nintendo controller - rectagular. nipples - definitely not rectangular [i'm female, i've seen them in real life]
perhaps we should skip the entire controller pasties concept and go right to D-pad pasties. i know, they aren't x shaped either, but men need a little direction once in a while to play the game.

[#5 posted by Chris S , November 6, 2008 10:35 AM]

@catastrophegirl

So, the goal would be to make ...

"up up down down left right left right"

...some form of god mode, or give extra power-ups?

[#6 posted by mappo , November 6, 2008 12:46 PM]

"up up down down left right left right"

Tonguing that code in unlocks my gf's god mode every time.

[#7 posted by Anonymous , November 6, 2008 5:57 PM]

D-pad pasties?

Isn't that just two strips of electrical tape?

[#8 posted by Downpressor , November 6, 2008 7:45 PM]

Would go great with the Mario corset http://technabob.com/blog/2008/03/12/mario-corset-is-a-fierce-hot-tranny-mess/

[#9 posted by Halloween Jack , November 7, 2008 9:40 AM]

This will be worn exclusively by chunkstyle male cosplayers.