Nintendo garters for gamer girls

For heaven’s sake, let’s not stop here, please: Nintendo controller pasties! Nintendo IUDs!

Nintendo Garter [Etsy via Geeksugar]

1. [sammich]

   Pasties? What on earth can a pasty ~be~ in US English?

2. [dculberson]

   Sammich: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasties

   Mildly NSFW picture.

3. [jakze]

   as a girl, i’d have to say this thing looks pretty useless. now, if you made me a garter holster that holds my DS, we might have something to talk about.

4. [catastrophegirl]

   nintendo controller – rectagular. nipples – definitely not rectangular [i'm female, i've seen them in real life]
   perhaps we should skip the entire controller pasties concept and go right to D-pad pasties. i know, they aren’t x shaped either, but men need a little direction once in a while to play the game.

5. [Chris S]

   @catastrophegirl

   So, the goal would be to make …

   “up up down down left right left right”

   …some form of god mode, or give extra power-ups?

6. [mappo]

   “up up down down left right left right”

   Tonguing that code in unlocks my gf’s god mode every time.

7. [Anonymous]

   D-pad pasties?

   Isn’t that just two strips of electrical tape?

8. [Downpressor]

   Would go great with the Mario corset http://technabob.com/blog/2008/03/12/mario-corset-is-a-fierce-hot-tranny-mess/

9. [Halloween Jack]

   This will be worn exclusively by chunkstyle male cosplayers.