Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Burnt Toast
Amongst a certain subset of religious attention seekers (not to mention GoldenPalace.com), this Star Wars toaster should be all the pareidolic proof required to conclude, once and for all, that Darth Vader is not only the Dark Lord of the Sith, but out Dark Messiah as well.
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"Turn the knob ... to the Dark side..."
I don't even like toast, but I will ask..nay, DEMAND this for Christmas!
He's the Out Dark Lord? I never knew. It explains all the black leather.
also the questions about "who's your daddy?"
Oh gods. I'm all over this like burn on toast.