ï»¿I like to imagine the person who would wear this gleaming silver skull belt buckle with built-in MP3 player and four LED pineal glands. In my mind’s eye, I see a death metal man child, his flabby torso squeezed into a child’s size Megadeth t-shirt. He is completely bald, but still manages to have a mullet. His hands are deformed, crab-like pincers in the shape of devil’s horns; he is incapable of human speech except for the occasional moist shouting of the word “Metallica!” to denote excitement or approval. And, of course, the zipper on his leather pants must always be down: our man rocks with his [REDACTED] out.
In short, I think Joel’s really going to love this when he gets it from me for Christmas. The belt buckle includes a built-in MP3/MP4 player with 1GB of memory, an FM radio and LED lights that visualize the playing tune.
MP3 Player / LED Light Belt Buckle – Punk Skull Design [Chinavasion via Geek Alerts]