The “Deluxe Chrome Bottle Carousel & Measures” is a cute way to keep four upended bottles of booze close at hand, but it would never work for my spirit of choice: most bourbon comes in oddly shaped bottles, not the uniform one-liters needed to fix firmly into place. Not that I’d spend £80 on this stainless steel contraption in the first place — that’s far too much money that could be spent on more booze. Besides, the sound of alcohol spilling out into an empty rocks glass always signifies that it’s going to be a fun breakfast.
Relatedly, I still haven’t found a bottle of Crystal Head Vodka on sale anywhere in real life or on the internet. I’m getting a bit desperate. If anyone knows where to pick one up in NYC please let me know!