SpongeBob SquarePants eyeball speaker dock. You know... for kids.

It is hard to imagine a more grotesque children's cartoon character than SpongeBob SquarePants: a buck toothed idiot man child incarnated into a cube of gasping, asexual jelly. That such a surreal horror could become an icon of cuteness just defines everything I love about the pop culture age we live in.

I mean, look at this SpongeBob Speaker Dock: it is the top of SpongeBob's skull, lopped off with a butcher's knife. The brain pan is hollowed: an iPod is inserted. The horrible, alien eyeballs of this subaqueous horror have been wrenched out of their sockets, and against all sense or sanity, function as speakers. It costs $40. And your kid wants one.

Hell, so do I. This is the iPod dock my complete Tiny Tim collection has been waiting for.

Spongebob Squarepants Eyeball Speaker Dock [Nickelodeon]

[#1 posted by monstrinho_do_biscoito , November 19, 2008 4:23 AM]

lets not forget that the eyeballs twitch and spasm in time with the music

[#2 posted by Halloween Jack , November 19, 2008 7:06 AM]

I'd buy it if I didn't also have to get a home safe to lock it in every night.

[#3 posted by Anonymous , November 19, 2008 1:16 PM]

It's cool; even though, I am not a Spongebob fan.