SpongeBob SquarePants eyeball speaker dock. You know… for kids.

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It is hard to imagine a more grotesque children’s cartoon character than SpongeBob SquarePants: a buck toothed idiot man child incarnated into a cube of gasping, asexual jelly. That such a surreal horror could become an icon of cuteness just defines everything I love about the pop culture age we live in.

I mean, look at this SpongeBob Speaker Dock: it is the top of SpongeBob’s skull, lopped off with a butcher’s knife. The brain pan is hollowed: an iPod is inserted. The horrible, alien eyeballs of this subaqueous horror have been wrenched out of their sockets, and against all sense or sanity, function as speakers. It costs $40. And your kid wants one.

Hell, so do I. This is the iPod dock my complete Tiny Tim collection has been waiting for.

Spongebob Squarepants Eyeball Speaker Dock [Nickelodeon]

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3 Responses to SpongeBob SquarePants eyeball speaker dock. You know… for kids.

  1. monstrinho_do_biscoito says:

    lets not forget that the eyeballs twitch and spasm in time with the music

  2. Halloween Jack says:

    I’d buy it if I didn’t also have to get a home safe to lock it in every night.

  3. Anonymous says:

    It’s cool; even though, I am not a Spongebob fan.

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