One-a-day cod liver oil calendar

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While cod liver oil has been clinically proven to have positive effects on the hearts, bone and brain, as well as to nourish the skin, hair, nails and relieve arthritis. Anecdotal evidence suggests increased sexual potency. Drawbacks of daily ingestion, on the other hand, include an oral bouquet similar to a fish fully disgorging its cirrhosis-rotted bowels into your mouth. Tonsil hockey professionals, take note.

Once a Day Calendar [Dominic Wilcox]

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12 Responses to One-a-day cod liver oil calendar

  1. jeffCondit says:

    Did anybody else notice the opening sentence fragment? Have I become so pathetic I’ve started correcting people’s e-grammer? Sad Day….Sad Day

  2. caipirina says:

    this is so 2003

  3. kamiikoneko says:

    Chewing Fennel Seeds can help with the breath.

  4. Alkwerte says:

    “I am the Alpha and the Omega-3…”

  5. technomonk13 says:

    i love the irony of increased sexual potency but with side effects that decrease your chances of using the aforementioned increase.

  6. semiotix says:

    Anecdotal evidence suggests increased sexual potency.

    You tease. Do we have to drag the anecdote out of you?

  7. TheBlessedBlogger says:

    We take Flaxseed Oil Pills instead. Same benefits without the nasty smell/taste.

  8. zikman says:

    ah, noted.

  9. Tony Moore says:

    i take odorless omega-3/6 fish oil pills and have no trouble with fish burps or fish breath. And they’re not incredibly expensive, either.

    the pills are big enough to choke a friggin’ horse, though.

    -T

  10. Halloween Jack says:

    “hearts”? What species are you, again?

  11. Rezpect says:

    Re:>>Drawbacks of daily ingestion, on the other hand, include an oral bouquet similar to a fish fully disgorging its cirrhosis-rotted bowels into your mouth.>>

    Yep, that pretty much sums it up.

  12. chef says:

    #1: Yes, and “grammar”.

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