One-a-day cod liver oil calendar

While cod liver oil has been clinically proven to have positive effects on the hearts, bone and brain, as well as to nourish the skin, hair, nails and relieve arthritis. Anecdotal evidence suggests increased sexual potency. Drawbacks of daily ingestion, on the other hand, include an oral bouquet similar to a fish fully disgorging its cirrhosis-rotted bowels into your mouth. Tonsil hockey professionals, take note.

Once a Day Calendar [Dominic Wilcox]

[#1 posted by jeffCondit , November 20, 2008 10:58 AM]

Did anybody else notice the opening sentence fragment? Have I become so pathetic I've started correcting people's e-grammer? Sad Day....Sad Day

[#2 posted by caipirina , November 20, 2008 11:53 AM]

this is so 2003

[#3 posted by kamiikoneko , November 20, 2008 11:56 AM]

Chewing Fennel Seeds can help with the breath.

[#4 posted by Alkwerte , November 20, 2008 12:06 PM]

"I am the Alpha and the Omega-3..."

[#5 posted by technomonk13 , November 20, 2008 12:44 PM]

i love the irony of increased sexual potency but with side effects that decrease your chances of using the aforementioned increase.

[#6 posted by semiotix , November 20, 2008 1:20 PM]

Anecdotal evidence suggests increased sexual potency.

You tease. Do we have to drag the anecdote out of you?

[#7 posted by TheBlessedBlogger , November 20, 2008 6:43 PM]

We take Flaxseed Oil Pills instead. Same benefits without the nasty smell/taste.

[#8 posted by zikman , November 20, 2008 8:49 PM]

ah, noted.

[#9 posted by Tony Moore , November 21, 2008 9:21 AM]

i take odorless omega-3/6 fish oil pills and have no trouble with fish burps or fish breath. And they're not incredibly expensive, either.

the pills are big enough to choke a friggin' horse, though.

-T

[#10 posted by Halloween Jack , November 21, 2008 1:38 PM]

"hearts"? What species are you, again?

[#11 posted by Rezpect , November 21, 2008 8:25 PM]

Re:>>Drawbacks of daily ingestion, on the other hand, include an oral bouquet similar to a fish fully disgorging its cirrhosis-rotted bowels into your mouth.>>

Yep, that pretty much sums it up.

[#12 posted by chef , November 23, 2008 11:44 PM]

#1: Yes, and "grammar".