Meet the Spreadheads... their nosebleeds are your condiments
Crunchgear's John Biggs just received this bizarre PR dispatch for "Spread Heads." Even I think the visual metaphor here is absolutely disgusting: squeeze a horrible otherkin until thick, gelatinous ropes of gore spray from its nasal passages.
Spreadheads plus “Today’s lesson in PR pitching†[Crunchgear]

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At least it's not adult-oriented and used for mayonnaise?
Also comes in Mustard...
http://thespreadheads.com/zen-cart/
I think the PR guy has exceeded all expectations in getting this product noticed.
This is fantastic and should be the standard for all condiment packaging.
How very hurlworthy.