They look like Sex Toy Warmers.
I wonder if I could get a Schwartz version, it would fit right in with the rest of the comments
Ditto on the first two comments.
Yep, dildos it is. They look like the kind of dildos my plushy toy collection would use.
They even made one based on Pink Five!
…Tritto on the dildo
Dildo cozy to the max.
@9 – LOLOLOLZ!
Ditto on the Dildo.
I went to the pattern page and it’s listed as sold out, no doubt because you can buy the lightsabers from the same seller. That’s too bad because I actually would have liked to try making them.
Alright, alright, I get it: swords are phallic. Tell us something new.
But seriously, well, as serious as this can get: I could see a thicker and longer (har har go ahead and snicker) version, stuffed with polypellets or similar beanbag filling to make a nerdy door draft blocker.
I think they are perfect for stuffing my Speedo this summer.
never mind the earlier comment, she just moved the patterns, so your link still goes to the sold out page, but the patterns are there.
All we need now is the infamous fuzzy “double-ender” or double-bladed saber, a-la Darth Maul… =p
I’m infusing one with herbs for my next cuddle party.
Doubles as a dildo cozy!
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