By Rob Beschizza at 6:07 am Mon, Nov 24, 2008
May the fleece be with you.
Star Wars Knitsabers Pattern PDF [Corbonscoring@etsy via Geekologie]
Doubles as a dildo cozy!
They look like Sex Toy Warmers.
Ditto on the first two comments.
Yep, dildos it is. They look like the kind of dildos my plushy toy collection would use.
They even made one based on Pink Five!
Ditto on the Dildo.
…Tritto on the dildo 😛
Alright, alright, I get it: swords are phallic. Tell us something new.
But seriously, well, as serious as this can get: I could see a thicker and longer (har har go ahead and snicker) version, stuffed with polypellets or similar beanbag filling to make a nerdy door draft blocker.
I’m infusing one with herbs for my next cuddle party.
Dildo cozy to the max.
@9 – LOLOLOLZ!
All we need now is the infamous fuzzy “double-ender” or double-bladed saber, a-la Darth Maul… =p
I think they are perfect for stuffing my Speedo this summer.
I wonder if I could get a Schwartz version, it would fit right in with the rest of the comments
I went to the pattern page and it’s listed as sold out, no doubt because you can buy the lightsabers from the same seller. That’s too bad because I actually would have liked to try making them.
never mind the earlier comment, she just moved the patterns, so your link still goes to the sold out page, but the patterns are there.
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