Knit lightsabers, patterns available

May the fleece be with you. Star Wars Knitsabers Pattern PDF [Corbonscoring@etsy via Geekologie]

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16 Responses to Knit lightsabers, patterns available

  1. TraverJ says:

    They look like Sex Toy Warmers.

  2. Whiteops says:

    I wonder if I could get a Schwartz version, it would fit right in with the rest of the comments :)

  3. RedShirt77 says:

    Ditto on the first two comments.

  4. Duffong says:

    Yep, dildos it is. They look like the kind of dildos my plushy toy collection would use.

  5. John Hudgens says:

    They even made one based on Pink Five!

  6. OM says:

    …Tritto on the dildo :-P

  7. Dungeonbrownies says:

    Dildo cozy to the max.

  8. mistervega says:

    @9 – LOLOLOLZ!

  9. Frank_in_Virginia says:

    Ditto on the Dildo.

  10. meaghann says:

    I went to the pattern page and it’s listed as sold out, no doubt because you can buy the lightsabers from the same seller. That’s too bad because I actually would have liked to try making them.

  11. kidmissile says:

    Alright, alright, I get it: swords are phallic. Tell us something new.

    But seriously, well, as serious as this can get: I could see a thicker and longer (har har go ahead and snicker) version, stuffed with polypellets or similar beanbag filling to make a nerdy door draft blocker.

  12. Pugzz says:

    I think they are perfect for stuffing my Speedo this summer.

  13. meaghann says:

    never mind the earlier comment, she just moved the patterns, so your link still goes to the sold out page, but the patterns are there.

  14. Anonymous says:

    All we need now is the infamous fuzzy “double-ender” or double-bladed saber, a-la Darth Maul… =p

  15. Jack says:

    I’m infusing one with herbs for my next cuddle party.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Doubles as a dildo cozy!

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