LumiGram glowing runners makes dining room tables look like nightly news special report

These glowing, fluorescent runners from LumiGram uses glowing fiber optic strands woven right into the cloth to make your dining room table look like the blacklight-cast dance floor of Club Rectum. “What are we having for dinner, darling?” “Your favorite, dear! Genetic filth.”

Lumigram [Official Site via 7Gadgets]

1. [pork musket]

   Club Rectum? Damn near killed um!

   …Sorry, I’ll go now.

2. [Takuan]

   why so expensive?

3. [monstrinho_do_biscoito]

   “oh i don’t even see the code anymore, all i see is blonde, brunette, redhead.”