Wash your face in MomSpit

Describing itself as “inspired by the original” and “the universal no-rinse cleanser for hands and face,” the makers of MomSpit settled upon the name only after “SisSputum” and “DadPhlegmgobber” proved unpopular in market testing. Only $7 a bottle… so you just know that whatever Mexican mother-of-twelve they’ve got spitting all day into vats is making mere pennies for the labor of her expectorations.

MomSpit [Amazon via Book of Joe]

1. [Jo]

   Now that the knee-jerk response (bemused horror, gagging sounds) has passed, I kind of want to buy a case and use it as a stocking stuffer/creepifying joke gift for everyone I know.

   …Their branding people may have hit upon something.

2. [Halloween Jack]

   Cute branding, and I always carry a hanky with me, so what the hell.

3. [tresser]

   http://www.boingboing.net/2007/10/29/momspit-cleaning-age.html

4. [Anonymous]

   So, you’re saying that her earnings aren’t up to her expectorations?

5. [Jimmy]

   Scooped by Doctorow! There are certainly worse fates…

6. [spike55151]

   This reminds me of an old Dame Edna gag. It was a fake commercial for a skincare product called Ednaderm and the selling point was that it was made with “real mother’s spit”.

7. [sammich]

   Does it come with a pack of scrunched-up used tissues?

8. [jahknow]

   I’m holding out for MomSpit: The Sarah Palin Special Edition.