Wash your face in MomSpit

Describing itself as "inspired by the original" and "the universal no-rinse cleanser for hands and face," the makers of MomSpit settled upon the name only after "SisSputum" and "DadPhlegmgobber" proved unpopular in market testing. Only $7 a bottle... so you just know that whatever Mexican mother-of-twelve they've got spitting all day into vats is making mere pennies for the labor of her expectorations.

MomSpit [Amazon via Book of Joe]

[#1 posted by Jo , December 2, 2008 11:49 AM]

Now that the knee-jerk response (bemused horror, gagging sounds) has passed, I kind of want to buy a case and use it as a stocking stuffer/creepifying joke gift for everyone I know.

...Their branding people may have hit upon something.

[#2 posted by Halloween Jack , December 2, 2008 12:15 PM]

Cute branding, and I always carry a hanky with me, so what the hell.

[#3 posted by tresser , December 2, 2008 12:34 PM]

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/10/29/momspit-cleaning-age.html

[#4 posted by Anonymous , December 2, 2008 12:50 PM]

So, you're saying that her earnings aren't up to her expectorations?

[#5 posted by Jimmy , December 2, 2008 1:22 PM]

Scooped by Doctorow! There are certainly worse fates...

[#6 posted by spike55151 , December 3, 2008 5:27 AM]

This reminds me of an old Dame Edna gag. It was a fake commercial for a skincare product called Ednaderm and the selling point was that it was made with "real mother's spit".

[#7 posted by sammich , December 3, 2008 6:34 AM]

Does it come with a pack of scrunched-up used tissues?

[#8 posted by jahknow , December 3, 2008 2:17 PM]

I'm holding out for MomSpit: The Sarah Palin Special Edition.