Too Late watches are too much
these "Too Late" watches — just a simple digital, one-function watch in a plastic strap — are all the range in the land of Italy, where hipsteretti
may wear two or three at a time. I've rarely met a cheap watch I didn't like and was about to toss a couple into my cart
, despite their $30 price for a $.99 bit of pap, when I discovered the picture to the right. I take my fashion cues from Italian hooker vampires like everyone else, but something about the darkness seeping from that man's crotch is putting me right off.
Once I can buy these by the pound in Chinatown I will totally sport a Rainbow Brite + globe-trotting stewardess look that will put all those vampiric hussies to shame.
Too Late watch product page
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