Facebank swallows souls

Horror: the blankly staring arms, the hungry gumming, the mewling sound of infants dying. All in a Japanese novelty bank!

[via Crunch]

1. [Anonymous]

   Ha! That’s not what dying infants sound like. I think whatever faker wrote that description probably hasn’t killed an infant in a very long time.

2. [guy_jin]

   blankly staring arms?

3. [TheBlessedBlogger]

   That is incredibly disturbing. Off to Cute Overload for a unicorn chaser.

4. [echolocate chocolate]

   The spooky theremin-esque christmas carols in the background are the perfect soundtrack, too.

5. [Ernunnos]

   “I’ve never killed a man.”

   “I didn’t ask that!”

   “You should.”

6. [classic01]

   This idea came directly from a Dr. Who episode!

7. [Secret_Life_of_Plants]

   The Auton one where the chair eats a guy?

8. [dculberson]

   Erunnos, Wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.

9. [Kevin]

   Saw these for sale at KiddyLand in Tokyo, around twenty bucks.

   The same company now makes the larger and creepier “Mega Face Bank”.

10. [Mister Moofoo]

    I watched the video just for the blankly staring arms. Disappointed.
    Like the bank anyway.
    It eats money. And poops out nightmares.

11. [Lea Hernandez]

    After three days, I still read the headline as “Facebook swallows souls.”

12. [monstrinho_do_biscoito]

    god. every time i see one of those, my body instinctively goes into fight/flight mode for a second.

    horrible.