Hipster Albino Santa Christ to save Palm's Christmas

The only thing that really upsets me about this campaign is that I was pretty sure Hipster Albino Santa Christ was my schtick. Guess I'm buying a Centro now. The mistletoe is made of oxycontin [Palm.com]
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13 Responses to Hipster Albino Santa Christ to save Palm's Christmas

  1. dove says:

    @ #5:

    me too :( i get sad when it comes on tv.

  2. Camillo Miller says:

    Oh no! Joel, the word doppelganger was meant to describe two people!


    Trippelganger isn’t even a word!

  3. El Stinko says:

    You know what ruined Santa for me? When I found out that there WAS NO SANTA. (sorry kids)

    Now, #5, you should be aware that the icon we generally recognize as Santa, at least the American one, was pretty much created by Coca-Cola back in the 30’s. Dig it: http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/heritage/cokelore_santa.html

    But I certainly would be surprised if Palm’s ‘remixed’ Santa will have the same lasting quality. They’ll be lucky if people even remember it until Christmas.

  4. Not a Doktor says:

    lol ‘cokelore’

    Also I 3rd this looks like a hobo having a stroke.

  5. Elvis Pelt says:

    Anybody want to spring for some giant Palm signs? Going cheap…

  6. Anonymous says:

    That looks far more like a twitching emancipated crackhead than a jesuslike santa figure grooving out…

  7. muteboy says:

    I have a Centro already, and now I feel slightly sick.

  8. Anonymous says:

    What a fooking douche.

  9. technogeek says:

    I really wish Palm would get their act together. I like the palm OS platform for simple apps, but I’m slightly sickened about the longstanding touch calibration issue.

  10. Garr says:

    John I hope you’re reading this, got nowhere else to post it:

    Since yesterday, my RSS feed isn’t updating (last post whas Vista Product (RED))

    The feed is still there, it simply doesn’t update with newer posts…

  11. TheBlessedBlogger says:

    Soooooooo creepy. This has ruined Santa for me.

  12. edgore says:

    I have a feeling that a starving and crippled Hipster Tiny Tim is probably a more appropraite mascot for Palm these days…

  13. DeWynken says:

    What happens when Santa takes too much E :(

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