Hipster Albino Santa Christ to save Palm's Christmas

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The only thing that really upsets me about this campaign is that I was pretty sure Hipster Albino Santa Christ was my schtick. Guess I'm buying a Centro now.

The mistletoe is made of oxycontin [Palm.com]


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I have a feeling that a starving and crippled Hipster Tiny Tim is probably a more appropraite mascot for Palm these days...

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Oh no! Joel, the word doppelganger was meant to describe two people!

http://flickr.com/photos/camillomiller/2436394652/

Trippelganger isn't even a word!

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I have a Centro already, and now I feel slightly sick.

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I really wish Palm would get their act together. I like the palm OS platform for simple apps, but I'm slightly sickened about the longstanding touch calibration issue.

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Soooooooo creepy. This has ruined Santa for me.

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What happens when Santa takes too much E :(

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@ #5:

me too :( i get sad when it comes on tv.

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Anybody want to spring for some giant Palm signs? Going cheap...

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#9 posted by Anonymous , December 8, 2008 10:59 PM

That looks far more like a twitching emancipated crackhead than a jesuslike santa figure grooving out...

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#10 posted by Garr , December 9, 2008 3:16 AM

John I hope you're reading this, got nowhere else to post it:

Since yesterday, my RSS feed isn't updating (last post whas Vista Product (RED))

The feed is still there, it simply doesn't update with newer posts...

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#11 posted by Anonymous , December 9, 2008 8:00 AM

What a fooking douche.

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You know what ruined Santa for me? When I found out that there WAS NO SANTA. (sorry kids)

Now, #5, you should be aware that the icon we generally recognize as Santa, at least the American one, was pretty much created by Coca-Cola back in the 30's. Dig it: http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/heritage/cokelore_santa.html

But I certainly would be surprised if Palm's 'remixed' Santa will have the same lasting quality. They'll be lucky if people even remember it until Christmas.

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lol 'cokelore'

Also I 3rd this looks like a hobo having a stroke.

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