“The Warthog” is a show bike from Icon which suggests what should become standard equipment for fabulous road warriors: a cute little mini-gun. Sure, aiming might be difficult, but the rotation of the barrels should add an extra axis of stability. Or make the bike totally unrideable. Or not matter at all. I have no idea. I just want to pop wheelies and shoot tanks out of the sky.
The bike isn’t for sale, but you can grab a matching helmet for $400 with the minigun in cartoon form.