Facebank eats coins

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Behold the frightening Facebank. Its rubbery lips drool when you wave coins in front of its motion-sensitive eyes, and articulate to devout them when fed. Designed by Takada in Japan, it's the perfect gift for anyone who works in the U.S. automobile industry.

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Face Bank from Dynamism on Vimeo.


Discussion

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It even says "NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!" albeit in a drone-y, scratchy, whiny motor voice. (It requires a tad bit of using one's imagination, but as far as I'm concerned, that's what he's saying)

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I concur with the Buggist NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! hypothesis.

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I believe that this is how we all will be stored in hell. Stacking us all as facebanks seems like it would be space efficient for satan.

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Brownlee already determined that it swallows souls and not coins:

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/12/05/facebank-swallows-so.html

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I saw this in a store on 8th St. in New York a couple days ago and it completely freaked me out. They were also selling Japanese DSis, but my girlfriend dragged me out by the hair before I could give them all of our rent money.

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Oop.

I'll add a link to John's post, but leave it up given the good comments.

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Looks like he'd rather have a nice sweet banana.

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what a terrible demonstration.

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I presume "devout" was supposed to be "devour"...

(Are we not men?)

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The nostrils are a "nice" touch.

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