Vertu Boucheron 150, a crumply golden fancyphone

douchephone.jpg"Financial crises don't hit everone," reports Luxury Launches, and it's true! Those looking to remind the world of their wealth have a new Vertu phone, the Boucheron, to buy.

Made of solid gold, the ~$30,000 device is claimed to have taken 2,200 man-hours of workmanship to create. The keypad is made of sapphire and it comes with a walnut case made by Reuge.

Because it's so God-damned weird, this is the first Vertu phone I look at and think "Now, that is a beautiful thing." Even if it is for doucherons.

Vertu Boucheron [Techpin via LuxuryLaunches]


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for Doucherons - lol - straight outta Dan Dare meets Imelda Marcos!

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#2 posted by Anonymous , December 10, 2008 5:09 AM

2200 man-hours to make? That's more than a year of 40 hour work weeks. So assuming that one craftsman did the work, the technology is at least a year or more out of date. I guess a "doucheron" means that you have no problem spending money on old technology...

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It smells of Hi Karate and Hamlet cigars...

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p.s. - Norton keeps telling me that boingboing.net and gadgets.boingboing.net are trying to attack me with "HTTP Acrobat PDF Suspicious File Download" - does boingboing have the pox?

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The last time that happened it was a false alarm. Could you send a screen grab to be at rob at boing boing?

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The HyperPhone! now with added dimensions!

truely a gods cell phone.

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oh... you hab a cold...
done, i think...

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That phone is gorgeous.

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Vertu, Boucheron, Nictu!

Sorry, couldn't resist :)

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Sammich, Federated Media says its you:

"there is a 99% chance this is malware that the user has on their own machine, but makes it look like it comes from an ad.

But for that 1% chance it's not, we'll investigate and see if we can find some documentation on what it might be."

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That right there is a hot pile of ugly. I can't even read the keys, it looks like it would cut up my hands if I tried to hold it. Pffffffft.

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Rob - it's looking more like it's a false-positives problem at Symantec - there are 6 pages of comments on it at the Norton community forum, all today, all I think having problems with trusted sites here.
thanks for the help :D

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Somebody gave me this telephone... I think it was Edie... yeah it was Edie... and she said I could talk to God with it, but uh... I don't have anything to say... so here...

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Merci, Sammich, I'll forward that link to our elves.

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