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Pre-chewed pencils are disgusting

Posted by John Brownlee, December 15, 2008 4:42 AM | permalink

I do not like to think about the factory where these pre-chewed skeletons are produced. I imagine a sweatshop of cadaverous, blue-gummed Chinese workers, woozily chomping on pencils like bald, lead poisoned squirrels, their only breaks being government sanctioned sojourns to lift their anemic bodies off the floor and vomit pencil shavings into a bucket in the corner... which, at the end of the day, is pulped and compressed into more pencils for the chewing.

pre-chewed pencils [Concentrate via technabob]

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#1 posted by Agies , December 15, 2008 5:33 AM

That's all it takes to disgust you? Chewed pencils? I'm frankly disappointed.

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#2 posted by MarlboroTestMonkey7

, December 15, 2008 7:17 AM

Hey! let us bloody gummed / carvern dwellers work in peace.

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#3 posted by mujadaddy , December 15, 2008 8:32 AM

*masturbates furiously*

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#4 posted by Halloween Jack , December 15, 2008 3:22 PM

Like MomSpit, only somehow ickier.

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#5 posted by Downpressor , December 15, 2008 5:13 PM

I do not like to think about the factory where these pre-chewed skeletons are produced.

mmm pre-chewed skeletons! Rob you make third world slave labor sound so sexy!

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