Oh no!
Philip Schiller, Apple’s senior vice president of Worldwide Product Marketing, spoke at a joint press conference held with Santa Claus at the North Pole this morning. He announced: "Apple has been honored to work with the North Pole the last several years to make Christmas possible, however, we have decided together that this is the last year for Christmas."
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But I already bought myself an iMac for Xmas.
Don't tell me Steve gonna come by and repo it!
"This word just in: Steve Jobs has been sacrificed to both Heat Miser and Cold Miser. In exchange, Christmas has been put back on the calendar, and children all over the world are rejoicing. In other news, (cr)Apple stock took a nosedive for obvious reasons..."