This multimedia watch is hideously Brando and features the usual gaggle of badly implemented Brando features — a 1.8 inch screen with built-in MP4 and music player and 8GB of flash memory — but its true interest lies in a built in video camera with a video resolution of 352 by 288. Expect a lot of surreptitiously filmed amateur sex videos hitting the web at 352 x 288 in the coming months.
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Expect a lot of surreptitiously filmed amateur sex videos hitting the web at 352 x 288 in the coming months.
Because carefully aligning your unbelievably chunky watch just so on the bedside table before knockin' boots would be totally inconspicuous.
I disagree with your characterization of Brando's wares. They may be junk, but they are quality junk.
So what is it with that photoshop job that makes that watch look like it's 2' across? Of course, no other objects in the pic for scale, but is it that there's no empty space around the watch or something?
if the screen alone is 1.8 inches across, the watch probably IS 2 inches across.
When i was a kid we had to content ourselves with secretly performing long equations on our calculator watches during sex and there wasn't even intranets to post teh results on.
@ Nehpetse --
read comment #4 again. That's a ' mark, not an " mark. In other words, Claud9999 was saying it looked two FEET across.
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