Brando spy watch contains secret videocam

Posted by John Brownlee, December 19, 2008 11:23 AM | permalink

This multimedia watch is hideously Brando and features the usual gaggle of badly implemented Brando features — a 1.8 inch screen with built-in MP4 and music player and 8GB of flash memory — but its true interest lies in a built in video camera with a video resolution of 352 by 288. Expect a lot of surreptitiously filmed amateur sex videos hitting the web at 352 x 288 in the coming months.

MP4 Watch with Video Camera [Brando]

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#1 posted by DeWynken , December 19, 2008 12:26 PM

You sharing the thesaurus again with Mark?

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#2 posted by Halloween Jack , December 19, 2008 1:18 PM

Expect a lot of surreptitiously filmed amateur sex videos hitting the web at 352 x 288 in the coming months.

Because carefully aligning your unbelievably chunky watch just so on the bedside table before knockin' boots would be totally inconspicuous.

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#3 posted by weatherman , December 19, 2008 3:53 PM

I disagree with your characterization of Brando's wares. They may be junk, but they are quality junk.

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#4 posted by claud9999 , December 19, 2008 7:18 PM

So what is it with that photoshop job that makes that watch look like it's 2' across? Of course, no other objects in the pic for scale, but is it that there's no empty space around the watch or something?

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#5 posted by nehpetsE , December 20, 2008 7:49 AM

if the screen alone is 1.8 inches across, the watch probably IS 2 inches across.

When i was a kid we had to content ourselves with secretly performing long equations on our calculator watches during sex and there wasn't even intranets to post teh results on.

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#6 posted by Anonymous , December 21, 2008 7:22 AM

@ Nehpetse --

read comment #4 again. That's a ' mark, not an " mark. In other words, Claud9999 was saying it looked two FEET across.

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#7 posted by nehpetsE , December 29, 2008 3:54 PM

Aghhhh

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