There comes a point in every conversation where someone’s teeth must be sent to chatter down the throat to chatter about the sphincter. Some arguments can only be solved by a sneezing of brains. These Blast Knuckles are just electrifyingly unsporting for just those situations, delivering a blast of 950,000 bolts as the electrodes collide with a shattering jaw.
But really, why stop there? Why not tip your knuckle dusters with dollops of nitroglycerine as well. Granted, you lose the arm, but you win the fight: a sizzling stump may seem like a bad wound, but at least you can seriously use the expression, “You oughta see the other guy.”