iBoobs denied entry to AppStore

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“Obscene, pornographic, offensive or defamatory,” says Apple.

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11 Responses to iBoobs denied entry to AppStore

  1. Lea Hernandez says:

    How about just “dumb?”

  2. chrisb says:

    How long before it’s available on Cydia?

  3. nobrainerdeals says:

    HAHA I think the app idea is pretty creative. I can understand why Apple doesnt want it in their App store but still a funny gag idea.

  4. Anonymous says:

    No. 1 Son has just purchased iFart for his iTouch.

    The parental units are not iMused.

  5. arkizzle says:

    hah! I’m with NoBrainDeals, this is a sweet use of a physics engine :D

  6. geekd says:

    If I had boobies I’d jump up and down all day long. :)

  7. FoetusNail says:

    Well, this explains a lot. The wondrous pinnacle of hand held computing reduced to jiggling boobies. If that thing could be embarrassed it would still be locked in the bathroom, its boobs quivering as it sobbed. What’s next a bouncing cock or swinging balls? Please form an orderly single line to the left.

    The app store and iTunes are perfect examples of why despite amazing devices and software, Apple still sucks. I want an iPhone, but if I should ever find the money in the parking lot to buy one, it will be cracked before too long. I refuse to marry Steve Jobs, the prenuptial agreement sucks.

  8. FoetusNail says:

    I’m wondering, can the accelerometer data be used to record and graphically replay the G’s experienced on a roller coaster?

  9. pork musket says:

    @8 There are several apps that record lateral and forward g forces and derive acceleration and velocity from the data. Most of them are intended to be used in cars for track days, etc, but I’m sure you’d get the same results on a rollercoaster.

  10. FoetusNail says:

    Pork Musket, that sounds like fun. Maybe one day I’ll be able to afford the iPhone 6G ;)

  11. Halloween Jack says:

    Obviously, Apple is in the wrong here, as they’ve passed up a very easy way to identify candidates for permanent sterilization.

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