iBoobs denied entry to AppStore

"Obscene, pornographic, offensive or defamatory," says Apple.

[#1 posted by Lea Hernandez , December 26, 2008 9:14 AM]

How about just "dumb?"

[#2 posted by chrisb , December 26, 2008 2:24 PM]

How long before it's available on Cydia?

[#3 posted by nobrainerdeals , December 26, 2008 5:21 PM]

HAHA I think the app idea is pretty creative. I can understand why Apple doesnt want it in their App store but still a funny gag idea.

[#4 posted by Anonymous , December 26, 2008 6:11 PM]

No. 1 Son has just purchased iFart for his iTouch.

The parental units are not iMused.

[#5 posted by arkizzle , December 26, 2008 9:09 PM]

hah! I'm with NoBrainDeals, this is a sweet use of a physics engine :D

[#6 posted by geekd , December 26, 2008 10:13 PM]

If I had boobies I'd jump up and down all day long. :)

[#7 posted by FoetusNail , December 27, 2008 5:09 AM]

Well, this explains a lot. The wondrous pinnacle of hand held computing reduced to jiggling boobies. If that thing could be embarrassed it would still be locked in the bathroom, its boobs quivering as it sobbed. What's next a bouncing cock or swinging balls? Please form an orderly single line to the left.

The app store and iTunes are perfect examples of why despite amazing devices and software, Apple still sucks. I want an iPhone, but if I should ever find the money in the parking lot to buy one, it will be cracked before too long. I refuse to marry Steve Jobs, the prenuptial agreement sucks.

[#8 posted by FoetusNail , December 27, 2008 5:39 AM]

I'm wondering, can the accelerometer data be used to record and graphically replay the G's experienced on a roller coaster?

[#9 posted by pork musket , December 28, 2008 12:34 PM]

@8 There are several apps that record lateral and forward g forces and derive acceleration and velocity from the data. Most of them are intended to be used in cars for track days, etc, but I'm sure you'd get the same results on a rollercoaster.

[#10 posted by FoetusNail , December 28, 2008 3:39 PM]

Pork Musket, that sounds like fun. Maybe one day I'll be able to afford the iPhone 6G ;)

[#11 posted by Halloween Jack , December 29, 2008 7:00 AM]

Obviously, Apple is in the wrong here, as they've passed up a very easy way to identify candidates for permanent sterilization.