iBoobs denied entry to AppStore

“Obscene, pornographic, offensive or defamatory,” says Apple.

1. [Lea Hernandez]

   How about just “dumb?”

2. [chrisb]

   How long before it’s available on Cydia?

3. [nobrainerdeals]

   HAHA I think the app idea is pretty creative. I can understand why Apple doesnt want it in their App store but still a funny gag idea.

4. [Anonymous]

   No. 1 Son has just purchased iFart for his iTouch.

   The parental units are not iMused.

5. [arkizzle]

   hah! I’m with NoBrainDeals, this is a sweet use of a physics engine

6. [geekd]

   If I had boobies I’d jump up and down all day long.

7. [FoetusNail]

   Well, this explains a lot. The wondrous pinnacle of hand held computing reduced to jiggling boobies. If that thing could be embarrassed it would still be locked in the bathroom, its boobs quivering as it sobbed. What’s next a bouncing cock or swinging balls? Please form an orderly single line to the left.

   The app store and iTunes are perfect examples of why despite amazing devices and software, Apple still sucks. I want an iPhone, but if I should ever find the money in the parking lot to buy one, it will be cracked before too long. I refuse to marry Steve Jobs, the prenuptial agreement sucks.

8. [FoetusNail]

   I’m wondering, can the accelerometer data be used to record and graphically replay the G’s experienced on a roller coaster?

9. [pork musket]

   @8 There are several apps that record lateral and forward g forces and derive acceleration and velocity from the data. Most of them are intended to be used in cars for track days, etc, but I’m sure you’d get the same results on a rollercoaster.

10. [FoetusNail]

    Pork Musket, that sounds like fun. Maybe one day I’ll be able to afford the iPhone 6G

11. [Halloween Jack]

    Obviously, Apple is in the wrong here, as they’ve passed up a very easy way to identify candidates for permanent sterilization.