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I'd never bothered to check the Google searches that people made to get here. It's an interesting list.

Some of the more lurid excerpts follow. Bear in mind that all of the following were referred hundreds or even thousands of times directly by Google search in the last month alone.

2. bottoms up padded briefs
5. playgirl
6. twodaloo
8. alien sex
9. sharper image
10. dell adame
13. kinoki foot pad scam
17. nerf vulcan
23. fellatio
34. gadgets
40. crap wrap
56. pissing
70. sex furniture
79. lesbian sex
99. preteen
113. flying car
163. peeing
169. rule 34
176. make your own muppet
186. half-elf tentacle assault
227. lesbian sex games
230. muscular men
319. forced porn
477. sex chair

Did you all find what you were looking for?

[#1 posted by gnosis , January 5, 2009 12:42 PM]

"Make your own half-elf peeing muppet"! Thank you for such vital information BBG!

PS- "Crap wrap"? Seriously?

[#2 posted by gber , January 5, 2009 1:04 PM]

Thanks - new meta tags for my website!

[#3 posted by Anonymous , January 5, 2009 1:33 PM]

I obviously have to google some/all of these now.

"half-elf tentacle assault?!"

[#4 posted by mightymouse1584 , January 5, 2009 1:35 PM]

do you have the other searched people made to get here? im sure its an interesting list.

[#5 posted by roboton , January 5, 2009 2:18 PM]

I was probably the sex chair referral...

[#6 posted by Dean , January 5, 2009 2:18 PM]

Rule 34, of course. Now, on to Rule 35!

[#7 posted by Res Cogitans , January 5, 2009 4:20 PM]

Some people like to punk such lists by using browser modifications or proxies to put a Referer: header of their choice instead of the default. In fact, I used to so such a thing myself a few years ago. The half-elf one sounds suspiciously like such an effort.

[#8 posted by Anonymous , January 6, 2009 9:31 AM]

And now those keywords will rank even higher in google. Well done!

[#9 posted by randalll , January 6, 2009 10:21 AM]

Except there really was at least two posts lasts year about "half-elf tentacle assault".

Damn, I need to do more work and get off the internet from time-to-time.

[#10 posted by kaosmonkey , January 6, 2009 12:45 PM]

Doubles quite handily as a list of potential names for new bands. Any guess how long it's going to be before we're all wearing "Half-elf Tentacle Assault" t-shirts? Kids these days, I tell ya...

[#11 posted by Anonymous , January 6, 2009 7:59 PM]

Dell ... adame ... a female dame ...