I know what Humbert Humbird is belatedly getting for Christmas. From personal sputtering experience, though, I'd add this line to the product pitch:
"Bird diapers? Why bird diapers? Well, if you enjoy having your budgerigar walk around on your face while you yodel, than you'll love bird diapers."
Only $24.99! Expect Humbert's review — transcribed from outraged squawks — in February.
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Wait, there's more! When I had a bird, I found a program for potty-training your bird. It takes work, and some birds will take to it quicker than others but it's worth us for those of us who believe in free-range pets.
The real question is... what color diaper to get him?
Just when you thought you've seen it all!
To think that someone came up with this idea, proposed it to some company AND they approved it for manufacturing is mind boggling!
I'd love to see some sales statistics on this winner!
...And another thing!.....
Ditto for Mantyhose, pantyhose for men....
http://activerain.com/blogsview/875214/Proof-That-the-Apocalypse-is-Closer-Than-We-Think
#2: Not only that, but it was also novel and non-obvious enough to receive US patent number 5934226:
http://www.google.com/patents?id=ndcWAAAAEBAJ&dq=US+patent+number+5934226
I like the product.
The voice over? Not so much.
Casey Kasem called, he want's his delivery back.
I have a budgie on my shoulder right now. I can't imagine trying to get her to wear diapers.
And US flag bird diapers? That's so not in keeping with Flag Code.
If I had a cleaning girl, I'd go through some length to keep her happy as well.
Why is there no penalty for violation of the Flag Code...?
There should be a level of decency that means no-one with any connection to the USA would ever buy a stars & stripes bird diaper.
The bird store where I got my quaker parrot has little tuxedo bird diapers. I've also seen hula skirts and sequined dresses.
Bowser will be getting a tux, for sure, to wear to our wedding.
Now I only got to work on controlling his snide remarks and boisterous laughter.