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1. [bazzargh]

   Ah, the future was better in the past.

2. [Bryan Price]

   That was a long time ago when I had that set up as an event sound. It played when I logged on to my ISP with my modem.

3. [Anonymous]

   @#1: But, 2001 is in the past now, so really it’s the past’s future past is better than the past… umm… my brain hurts.

4. [Bugs]

   Where can I get a hat like that?