Yanko uses a blushing anthropomorphic bunny to illustrate a concept toilet seat. The bunny sits on the toilet and — exerting itself to such an extent that it sweats out several heart-shaped blood clots — finally unspools. Afterwards, the toilet tells the rabbit how many pounds lighter they are after expelling half its lower intestine: proud of its herculean excretionary efforts, the bunny hugs itself in delight.
I’m sure we can all see the problem here: taking a dump is not the same as losing weight. But it’s funny how many people out there think it is. I remember one roommate I used to have who told me, when I complained I was getting fat, to use the toilet and then weigh myself again. Inches, not pounds, people!
Toilet Seat Scale by Haikin Deng [Yanko]