Wangcaster

This is another one of those things that must be passed over in silence.

Wangcaster [Carver Doug via Dvice]

[#1 posted by clueless in brooklyn , January 15, 2009 10:23 AM]

no wammy bar?? it almost seems required when making those thrusting motions / noises.

[#2 posted by dculberson , January 15, 2009 10:31 AM]

Maybe you can move your hand rapidly up and down the neck to vary the pitch.

[#3 posted by arikol , January 15, 2009 10:33 AM]

Oooo, Gabe at Penny Arcade is going to need on of those!

[#4 posted by dove , January 15, 2009 10:38 AM]

I have no words to describe this other than the image of myself staring, slack-jawed at the screen.

[#5 posted by Anonymous , January 15, 2009 10:45 AM]

Oh come on. That really needed to be a bass. Longer, and less fiddly bits at the top.

[#6 posted by mrfantasy , January 15, 2009 11:01 AM]

I wonder if you can get it in the uncircumcised version.

[#7 posted by TJ S , January 15, 2009 11:20 AM]

You can, but it has a perpensity to get dirtier and can be difficult to clean and tune.

[#8 posted by cowtown , January 15, 2009 11:43 AM]

I like the "filigree."

[#9 posted by Anonymous , January 15, 2009 11:54 AM]

Sooooo appropriate, if sold with long curly wig and obligatory metal codpiece!

[#10 posted by Halloween Jack , January 15, 2009 12:52 PM]

It's always pretty sad when someone feels compelled to make the implicit explicit. (See also: Prince's ejaculating guitar at the end of Purple Rain.)

[#11 posted by noen , January 15, 2009 2:47 PM]

What? I don't see anything different at all.

[#12 posted by strider_mt2k , January 15, 2009 2:57 PM]

Of course some players suffer from sustain problems...

Sorry. Didn't mean to pick on anyone.

[#13 posted by arkizzle , January 15, 2009 4:09 PM]

Sorry, silence is the one thing i couldn't do.
I'm laughing uproarously.

[#14 posted by arkizzle , January 15, 2009 4:10 PM]

And great comments too!

[#15 posted by Steel Rabbit , January 15, 2009 10:26 PM]

What a money-grab! They'll just want to sell you a Wangcaster Merkin as well!

[#16 posted by sickone138 , January 15, 2009 10:54 PM]

Where's the whammy?

[#17 posted by skramble , January 16, 2009 8:21 PM]

is there a harp counterpart? just imagine..