By Rob Beschizza at 10:10 am Thu, Jan 15, 2009
no wammy bar?? it almost seems required when making those thrusting motions / noises.
Maybe you can move your hand rapidly up and down the neck to vary the pitch.
Oooo, Gabe at Penny Arcade is going to need on of those!
I have no words to describe this other than the image of myself staring, slack-jawed at the screen.
Oh come on. That really needed to be a bass. Longer, and less fiddly bits at the top.
I wonder if you can get it in the uncircumcised version.
You can, but it has a perpensity to get dirtier and can be difficult to clean and tune.
I like the “filigree.”
Sooooo appropriate, if sold with long curly wig and obligatory metal codpiece!
It’s always pretty sad when someone feels compelled to make the implicit explicit. (See also: Prince’s ejaculating guitar at the end of Purple Rain.)
What? I don’t see anything different at all.
Of course some players suffer from sustain problems…
Sorry. Didn’t mean to pick on anyone.
Sorry, silence is the one thing i couldn’t do.
I’m laughing uproarously.
And great comments too!
What a money-grab! They’ll just want to sell you a Wangcaster Merkin as well!
Where’s the whammy?
is there a harp counterpart? just imagine..
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