A failure as a product, Sega is repackaging their Body Trainer / FiTrainer MP3 player and heart monitor as the "Love Trainer."
Inept as a lover? Wrap a strange cyborg headset around your ears while a GLaDOS-like gynoid voice leads you through the carnal act with helpful advice like: "At the beep, make love much harder." Look, lady, I'm already trying here... shut up!
The video's just perfect, implying a gag: from the t-shirt wearing schlub with erectile dysfunction as main protagonist to the hilariously unhelpful Love Trainer "instruction" to the occasional, staccato-flashes of a single erect nipple (NSFW, FYI). But you can actually order the Love Trainer from the site, so maybe it's not an elaborate joke. Maybe it's just hilariously stupid.
Love Trainer [Official Site via Engadget]
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