3D Star Wars kites

Posted by John Brownlee, January 29, 2009 9:02 AM | permalink

These kites can do the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. $40 bucks each.

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#1 posted by Anonymous , January 29, 2009 9:50 AM

That Kessel run figure has always bugged me. A parsec is a measure of distance, not time. Makes no sense.

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#2 posted by Anonymous , January 29, 2009 9:52 AM

Hey, hey, lets keep the vaporware to useless stuff like new iPhones. No more posting pictures of kites that are out of stock and won't be available until April.

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#3 posted by John Hudgens , January 29, 2009 10:58 AM

Actually, it does make some sense - from Wikipedia: The Falcon is often connected to the Kessel Run, a pathway from Kessel past the Maw Black Hole Cluster used by smugglers to transport precious Glitterstim spice. Solo in A New Hope brags that the Falcon made the Kessel Run in "less than twelve parsecs", referring to his ability to move the ship closer to the Maw's black holes and therefore cut the distance traveled. On the A New Hope DVD audio commentary, Lucas comments that, in the Star Wars universe, traveling through hyperspace requires careful navigation to avoid stars, planets, asteroids, and other obstacles. Since no long-distance journey can be made in a straight line, the "fastest" ship is the one that can plot the "most direct course", thereby traveling the least distance.

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#4 posted by HeatherB , January 29, 2009 11:09 AM

Now that is cool. Let's go fly a kite!

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#5 posted by cowtown , January 29, 2009 11:28 AM

@3:

AKA some misused technobabble made it into the shooting script of his little space movie, and Lucas had to engage some CYA when the movie became popular, which I'm fine with, unlike midichlorians, Jar Jar Binks, and a final sequence in Ep3 that comes off like Lucas hadn't seen any of the original trilogy since 1983.

George Lucas stole my childhood.

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#6 posted by styrofoam , January 29, 2009 12:52 PM

More accurately, I think George Lucas leased us all our childhoods, and was a particularly brutal Repo man when the terms were up.

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#7 posted by LightningRose , January 30, 2009 12:40 PM

Some of us were adults by the time Star Wars hit the theatre. :)