Muji, the austere Japanese lifestyles retailer, something like Ikea meets American Apparel, purportedly sells trays of six Egg Masturbation Aids. Unwrap the Cadbury-like foil, douse the ridged inside with the included lubricant, and scramble. Update: Oops. Turns out it's not Muji, but Tenga. Too bad!
I'd have chalked them up to a clever photoshop were it not for this video [embedded below] of one being prepared for use. (It's safe for work, but weird.)
Fascinating. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the shells were compostable? And perhaps I'm strange, but I would feel far less creepy putting my waist whisk into one of these than into a Fleshlight.
Muji also sells socks.
[via The Frisky!]