I get that you judge my comment to be somehow accusatory. I’m not sure I fully understand that. I’m choosing to not embrace a definition of human intimacy to include “sex” “toys”, etc; so I didn’t intend to be gender specific. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to clarify.
For me, using these objects in a “sexual” way, getting stimulated by porn, etc. is like chewing on wax fruit and calling it nutrition. Granted, it sure can cause you to salivate.
Actual item review posted on Amazon:
“I think the MOTU Traveler is just what I needed. After years of having bad audio interfaces at the bars, and nightclubs, I figured I would just have to settle with nothing but my own built in manual interface to please my firewire needs. Then I found this wonderful item, and skeptical as I was, I decided to try it out. Upon it’s first use, I was immediately overwhelmed by the quality and durability of this interface. The only thing I could think of that would be bad is that I didn’t buy two. Unfortunately, I don’t have this wonderful item anymore. I accidentally the whole thing yesterday.”
what about making a wax banana cry?
I KNEW that implanting a FireWire in my wang would pay off!
I just want to post my two thumbs up for the Tiger Tail product. As a guy with smaller hands and a smaller penis I’ve found it a lot easier to work with and get pleasure from. The size of the product and the tightness is great. Very easy to work with and enjoy. I’ve owned two regular Fleshlight inserts and this is the first I’ve really enjoyed. If you have a smaller member and the Fleshlights just aren’t working for you I highly recommend one of these more appropriate sized tools. http://fleshlight.co.in/
Anon1, not as pointless as your comment.
Sounds like an instructable waiting to be written!
Hey Babe, Let Me See Your USB And I’ll Show You My Firewire
Try flushing your browser cache and browsing there again. Sometimes, when the cache is full, some browsers substitute pictures from the cache by mistake.
Not a surprise since Amazon doesn’t provide product images for products they don’t sell. How a fleshlight got there is beyond me, but it looks like the page is fixed now, so overall pretty pointless blog post, eh?
I accidentally the whole thing all the time.
The other two comments from anonymous folks seem like such obvious Amazon trolls. But but.. YOUR BROWSER CACHE may have been wrong!
Oh, of course! *FIRE*wire! Hence, it burns when I pee.
It isn’t a Fleshlight either though :/
the gel makes for smooth jazz
Yeah, but…28 INPUTS MAN!
Wow, I can’t believe they missed the true meaning of this sex toy; a profound and deep sense of isolation and loneliness!
This is not a Fleshlight. Fleshlight is a trademarked name for a product of far superior in quality and appearance to the toy pictured above. That is all.
mm now my motu ultralight is starting to give me funny looks..
When my first girlfriend made me hear the Ocean…
I got all wet! Bing-bing-bada!!
If you hold it up to your ear, you can hear the sea. At least that’s the way it worked with my first girlfriend! Bada-bing!
@14: Come on, now. That’s a bit sexist, isn’t it? Or would you accuse a woman who owned a vibrator of being isolated and lonely?
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