Interactive toilet gobbles, sings, high-fives
This so-called "Interactive Toilet" was created with $18 worth of materials as a project in Architectural Robotics at Clemson University. It is "interactive" in only one way.
We can easily imagine the terrifying scenario that a toilet-training tot might encounter using this for the first time: an alarmed toddler who discovers that his evacuations are the very alchemist's potion that imbues the toilet with life... a toilet which, delighted with its new found sentience, begins to sing and demand high fives.
The result of mass production? A nation of middle-aged diaper wearers.
[via POETV]

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I think the only thing that could make this better would be to find a track of Ethel Merman singing the same song.
They're already halfway there.
And yeah. That hand is really disconcerting.
I'm thinking it's going to lead to a nation full of wealthy plumbers. The list of things kids will throw down the toilet just to make it sing is endless.
That is fucking hysterical.
What about the list of things they will throw to make it stop?
The toddlers I know aren't going to be terrified of this at all - they'd love it.
I'm terrified of what the kids will throw down there to set off the song. Car keys, toys, food...
I am not a kid nor am I asleep, but I am having a nightmare right now.