If the iPhone App Store has a raison d'etre, a "Hello World!", it's the timeless fart app. A million years from now, when mucousy, bulbous-eyed extraterrestrial archeologists bring Cupertino's app mainframe back online for a mass upload into the Intergalactic Wikipedia, they will identify the iPhone not as a wireless communication device, but instead as a portable rebroadcaster for a simian's most spluttering emissions of gas sac. There's over sixty fart apps available through iTunes, only differentiable from one another through each's personal and tell-tale dilation of sphincter. Here's a tour of thirty-one fart apps, courtesy of The Ultimate Apple Weblog.
31 Fart Apps in 90 Seconds [TUAW]