Lamboghini Gallardo Stilettoes: your girlfriend’s feet as a mech robot

These Lamborgini Stilettos make your girlfriend’s feet look like those of a cross-dressing vehicle Voltron. But, otherwise, ghastly.

Lamborgini Gallardo stilettos are outrageous [Luxury Launches]

1. [Anonymous]

   Just a render of course, pretty sure nobody has any intention of making them or even selling the concept.

2. [seaanemoneman]

   Yeah, those sexy smoky curlicues just look like stink lines.

3. [TJ S]

   Oh PLEASE say they have LED’s in the head/tail lights, with a battery and accellerometer in the heel for automatic on/off.

   Seriously, who thought these were a good idea?

4. [Enochrewt]

   These shoes are every illegal street race starter girl’s dream.

5. [DSMVWL THS]

   Yeah, nothing screams “smelly feet” more than the image of smokey tendrils emanating from INSIDE the shoes. Totally kills any potential sexy factor.

6. [dculberson]

   Women As Accessories

7. [Cpt. Tim]

   check out where your heel would rub against. i’ve had regular sneakers rub my heel bloody before. there’s no breaking these fuckers in… not that i wear heels.

8. [GadgetGav]

   If you thought these were a good idea, you probably don’t have a girlfriend to buy them for anyway.

9. [JoeKickass]

   I suppose the Lamboghini version is a little high end, but now that the idea is out there it won’t be long before we see El Camino and Dodge Dart version by pole dancers and Kid Rock backup singers.

10. [pork musket]

    If I ever see a girl wearing these, I’m just gonna ask her to screw.

11. [remmelt]

    Who says you have to buy these for your girl?

12. [dccarles]

    This quote came to mind:

    “Good taste is better than bad taste but bad taste is better than no taste.” –Arnold Bennett

    What category you think these shoes fall into, of course, is on your own conscience.

    –Devin

13. [jtropp1]

    @#11 — titcr
    Just think how much easier my heel-toeing will be in these!

14. [elsmiley]

    I guess I’m the only one, but I think those are sexy as hell.

15. [Cochituate]

    …come on guys- do I have to be the one to ask-

    Do the brake lights work on these?

    How do you flash the highbeams?

    Do the turn signals work?

    What comes out of the exhaust pipes on the heels?

    Will they be featured on TOP GEAR soon?

16. [neurolux]

    This is perfect for a girl who is actually a seven year old boy.

17. [Anonymous]

    What do you mean “your girl friends feet” Girls read this blog to you know!

18. [Alpinwolf]

    I’d still like to see what Pininfarina could put out in the way of stilettos. They play with organic lines wa-hay better.