Japanese porn moves to USB Flash Drives

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Heavily pixelated Japanese pornography featuring school girls, scarily gnarled tree roots and suckling cephalopods is now available on USB flash drives for outrageous prices, considering that Google can instantly deliver all your Japanese pornography pretty much for free.

USB Memory Porn [Official Site via Crunchgear]


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Yes, but when will "normal" software, such as distributions of Mac OS X, be sold on USB sticks rather than optical media?

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@Zuzu:

Tuesday*


*Please note that which Tuesday was not specified, and should not be assumed to be the next coming Tuesday, this being at all times the least likely Tuesday for such an event to occur on. It should be further noted that in the event that the specified event does not occur on a Tuesday, TJ S and any affiliates retain no responsibility for the blatantly uneducated guess posted above.

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The last couple years I bought my tax software on a USB stick.

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"Heavily pixelated Japanese pornography featuring school girls, scarily gnarled tree roots and suckling cephalopods"

You are offending an industry bigger than US porno... ^_^

http://www.javtalk.com

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The sticks in question appear to be PQIs Traveling Disks.

http://www.pqi.com.tw/product2.asp?cate1=19&proid=277

I recognise them and it's scary because we got a number of those from a supplier in the Philipines as personalised Christmas gifts.

No pr0n, though.

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Soft On Demand (appropriate, see 1 below) specializes in gimmick porn. 100 naked girls exercising, naked secretaries working, etc. Far less erotic than other porn here.


1 I think of jpron as the great killer of erections. "Soft on Demand" really sums it up nicely.

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The point is the files aren't on your hard drive & you can hide them under the mattress/in the garden shed like regular porn.

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