MLB urns and caskets for the seventh-inning slump-over

From the company that brought you Star Trek urns and caskets comes this new line of funereal accessories inspired by Major League Baseball. $800 for the urn, $4,500 for the caskets, each with the livery of your favorite teams, as well as a dispassionate plaque stating that the MLB has recognized you as a “lifelong fan”. [via GirlHacker]

1. [Agies]

   Not just inspired by, fully licensed by.

2. [cowtown]

   Major League Baseball recognizes [[DEAD PERSON]] as a lifelong fan, now that we’re comfortable the steroids, slow pace of play, and obscene spoiled professional athlete behavior will not turn you, [[DEAD PERSON]], into yet another former fan.

3. [strider_mt2k]

   Holy cow I think he’s gonna make it…

4. [Mike]

   “This casket is copyrighted by the MLB for the private use of our audience. Any other use of this casket or any pictures, descriptions, or accounts of the game without the MLB’s consent is prohibited.”

5. [strider_mt2k]

   Oh man, we only got implied oral consent!

6. [artbot]

   And that one is….OUTTA HERE!!!!

7. [dofnup]

   [insert depressing comment about lifelong Cubs fan never living to see them win the World Series]

8. [Anonymous]

   Yes … Favorite this one >>> ITS A WONDERFUL COMPANY !!! – THEY DONT JUST HAVE SPORT TEAM CASKETS AND URNS… CHECK THEM OUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A SPORTS FAN TO LIVE THE AFTERLIFE IN LUXURY …