NonToxicReviews.com was at Toy Fair yesterday (we actually talked with its editor "Stinkhead" ourselves at the Uncle Milton booth). He spotted something we did not: Elmo Tickle Hands, just the thing for furry self-pleasure. Hell, I'm not even a furry and I'm getting a little worked up.
In theory they're for the kids, though, who will presumably be taught some sort of lessons by Elmo's disembodied voice, which speaks from the gloves while they vibrate to tickle.
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