Pen with four SD card slots

How is it that the universe can produce this, but not real-life light sabers?

Thanko’s Latest Four SD Slot Pen [Akihabara News]

1. [hokano]

   To be fair to the universe, it can also produce light sabers. It’s just that they’re all in a galaxy far, far away.

2. [etho]

   I choose to believe they have made light sabers, but they just can’t work t the second amendment complications, so they aren’t releasing them yet. It makes me happier.

3. [strider_mt2k]

   Yeah, Kenner didn’t want a toy that was 2000,000.00 in parts alone and the Army said, “Nobody fights with swords any more!”

4. [strider_mt2k]

   Lock those things into attack position!

5. [stuiethegod]

   uhh… so it has a usb port on it right?

6. [vamidus]

   Set S-Foils in attack position!

7. [mappo]

   Not bad, but it’s no monkey with four asses.

8. [Agies]

   pew pew pew!

9. [Scuba SM]

   When you lock them into attack position, it becomes a RAID array.

   attack…. RAID…. yeah, I’m just going to go eat dinner now.

10. [mykie]

    The next logical step is to RAID the SD cards.

11. [HeatherB]

    Why?