To be fair to the universe, it can also produce light sabers. It’s just that they’re all in a galaxy far, far away.
I choose to believe they have made light sabers, but they just can’t work t the second amendment complications, so they aren’t releasing them yet. It makes me happier.
Yeah, Kenner didn’t want a toy that was 2000,000.00 in parts alone and the Army said, “Nobody fights with swords any more!”
Lock those things into attack position!
uhh… so it has a usb port on it right?
Set S-Foils in attack position!
Not bad, but it’s no monkey with four asses.
pew pew pew!
When you lock them into attack position, it becomes a RAID array.
attack…. RAID…. yeah, I’m just going to go eat dinner now.
The next logical step is to RAID the SD cards.
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