Pen with four SD card slots

How is it that the universe can produce this, but not real-life light sabers?
Thanko's Latest Four SD Slot Pen [Akihabara News]

How is it that the universe can produce this, but not real-life light sabers?
Thanko's Latest Four SD Slot Pen [Akihabara News]
vamidus
#1 – 10:20 AM March 4, 2009
Set S-Foils in attack position!
mappo
#2 – 10:43 AM March 4, 2009
Not bad, but it's no monkey with four asses.
Agies
#3 – 10:58 AM March 4, 2009
pew pew pew!
mykie
#4 – 11:04 AM March 4, 2009
The next logical step is to RAID the SD cards.
HeatherB
#5 – 11:14 AM March 4, 2009
Why?
hokano
#6 – 11:27 AM March 4, 2009
To be fair to the universe, it can also produce light sabers. It's just that they're all in a galaxy far, far away.
strider_mt2k
#7 – 11:48 AM March 4, 2009
Lock those things into attack position!
Scuba SM
#8 – 4:22 PM March 4, 2009
When you lock them into attack position, it becomes a RAID array.
attack.... RAID.... yeah, I'm just going to go eat dinner now.
etho
#9 – 6:24 PM March 4, 2009
I choose to believe they have made light sabers, but they just can't work t the second amendment complications, so they aren't releasing them yet. It makes me happier.
strider_mt2k
#10 – 6:55 PM March 4, 2009
Yeah, Kenner didn't want a toy that was 2000,000.00 in parts alone and the Army said, "Nobody fights with swords any more!"
stuiethegod
#11 – 7:54 PM March 4, 2009
uhh... so it has a usb port on it right?