Pen with four SD card slots

How is it that the universe can produce this, but not real-life light sabers?

Thanko’s Latest Four SD Slot Pen [Akihabara News]

1. [vamidus]

   Set S-Foils in attack position!

2. [mappo]

   Not bad, but it’s no monkey with four asses.

3. [Agies]

   pew pew pew!

4. [mykie]

   The next logical step is to RAID the SD cards.

5. [HeatherB]

   Why?

6. [hokano]

   To be fair to the universe, it can also produce light sabers. It’s just that they’re all in a galaxy far, far away.

7. [strider_mt2k]

   Lock those things into attack position!

8. [Scuba SM]

   When you lock them into attack position, it becomes a RAID array.

   attack…. RAID…. yeah, I’m just going to go eat dinner now.

9. [etho]

   I choose to believe they have made light sabers, but they just can’t work t the second amendment complications, so they aren’t releasing them yet. It makes me happier.

10. [strider_mt2k]

    Yeah, Kenner didn’t want a toy that was 2000,000.00 in parts alone and the Army said, “Nobody fights with swords any more!”

11. [stuiethegod]

    uhh… so it has a usb port on it right?