By Rob Beschizza at 10:52 am Thu, Mar 5, 2009
Faintly disgusting and completely wonderful, GeekStuff4U's USB cat tail has 2GB of memory. Unfortunately, it does not swish. [Akihabara News]
USB cat is storing the porn you masturbate to.
Perfect. Early thread win.
Reminds me of the Exxon “Tiger in your tank” tiger tails for your gas cap back in the 80’s.
you could probably cut the usb storage out of it, and replace it with the motor from one of those humping dog things, and maybe a wire, to make it swish.
As far as features go, swishing action would be more valuable to me than 2GB of storage.
I’m seeing these everywhere all of a sudden [well, not the USB version]. Seems it’s the hip thing to do right now to saftey-pin a fake tail onto your messenger bag.
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