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Joel Johnson

AT 9:11 AM
Tuesday March 10, 2009

Furniture and Lighting

bab • ikea

BAB, the IKEA Baby

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Aubrey Clayton made "BAB, The Ikea Baby" [PDF] for an expecting friend, which shows how to assemble a flat-pack baby with IKEAesque instructions. [via MeFi Projects]

8 Comments

Doomstalk

#1 – 10:18 AM March 10, 2009

How is babby formed?

HAL9000

#2 – 10:25 AM March 10, 2009

What delivery methods does Ikea offer? Stork?

tubgull

#3 – 10:50 AM March 10, 2009

My baby is missing a critical part.

vamidus

#4 – 12:36 PM March 10, 2009

Aubrey Clayton can expect to hear from IKEA's legal department. I hear they are very touchy when it comes to their instruction manuals or anything that looks like one.

spazzm

#5 – 6:54 PM March 10, 2009

Look, the IKEA product names are not made up random strings: They are actual Swedish (sometimes Norwegian or Danish) words and places.

So BAB is right out. May I suggest "Bäbis" (which means "baby") instead?

LX

#6 – 8:28 AM March 11, 2009

@#4, even the Ikea Legal department can't change international copyright law, which explicitly allows for persiflage.

Great Work, Aubrey Clayton!

Kobie

#7 – 2:14 AM March 12, 2009

And as far as I can tell, all the translations on page 2 are real. Good work!

Anonymous Anonymous

#8 – 10:42 PM March 15, 2009

Here's a must see IKEA based instruction.
http://kottke.org/06/12/ikea-dick-in-the-box

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