BAB, the IKEA Baby

Aubrey Clayton made "BAB, The Ikea Baby" [PDF] for an expecting friend, which shows how to assemble a flat-pack baby with IKEAesque instructions. [via MeFi Projects]

Aubrey Clayton made "BAB, The Ikea Baby" [PDF] for an expecting friend, which shows how to assemble a flat-pack baby with IKEAesque instructions. [via MeFi Projects]
Doomstalk
#1 – 10:18 AM March 10, 2009
How is babby formed?
HAL9000
#2 – 10:25 AM March 10, 2009
What delivery methods does Ikea offer? Stork?
tubgull
#3 – 10:50 AM March 10, 2009
My baby is missing a critical part.
vamidus
#4 – 12:36 PM March 10, 2009
Aubrey Clayton can expect to hear from IKEA's legal department. I hear they are very touchy when it comes to their instruction manuals or anything that looks like one.
spazzm
#5 – 6:54 PM March 10, 2009
Look, the IKEA product names are not made up random strings: They are actual Swedish (sometimes Norwegian or Danish) words and places.
So BAB is right out. May I suggest "Bäbis" (which means "baby") instead?
LX
#6 – 8:28 AM March 11, 2009
@#4, even the Ikea Legal department can't change international copyright law, which explicitly allows for persiflage.
Great Work, Aubrey Clayton!
Kobie
#7 – 2:14 AM March 12, 2009
And as far as I can tell, all the translations on page 2 are real. Good work!
Anonymous Anonymous
#8 – 10:42 PM March 15, 2009
Here's a must see IKEA based instruction.
http://kottke.org/06/12/ikea-dick-in-the-box