Genki Wear, a company specializing in science-fiction-inspired jewelry (mostly in the Buffyverse, it seems), will be releasing three new Star Trek colognes to go along with the reboot of the franchise this year: “Tiberius”, a scent that is “difficult to define and impossible to refuse”; “Red Shirt”, with the brilliant tag line “Because tomorrow may never come”; and a scent for women called “Pon Farr”, designed to “drive him wild”. (Polearms not included.)
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“Chanel NCC-1701″ For the upscale female trekkie.
Tiberius – The scent that comes from being a jerk and screwing lots of alien chicks.
If it smells as good as Wil Wheaton, count me in!
Tiberius: sponged off a glistening Shatner.
@STB – or “Eau d’Spot”?
It’s been what, 43 years since the original series? Will this franchise never die? No, I guess not.
Does Red Shirt smell like death?
Red Shirt: The Smell of Fear!
These are great camp.
I can’t believe that there’s not a Klingon cologne (“peaty, with just a hint of lilac”), but maybe it would just be too dangerous for mere humans.
I liked Brent Spiner’s Eau d’ Odo much better…
This I hope is real. I will get red shirt for my cousin whom I dislike. Pon Farr for my husband cause I am madly in love with him.
When will they be availible for sure.
I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t buy an Eau de Toilette that said ‘Boldly Go’
the Klingon blood wine is sold in vegas on the DS9 promenade.
“I can’t believe they missed “The Scotty”: Beams you into orbit at warp speed; Underpromises and overdelivers; In the Engine Room; Can change the Laws of Physics.”
That sounds more like a drink than a scent
I’m for it of course!
Robert
…Guaranteed to make you smell like a Horta in heat, or a Gorn with Gonorrhea.
Please post a follow-up on your Star Trek colognes. When will they be available? –or– was this just a big joke?
Now they just need to get on board with a drink company and come out with some Klingon blood wine..
I can’t believe they missed “The Scotty”: Beams you into orbit at warp speed; Underpromises and overdelivers; In the Engine Room; Can change the Laws of Physics.
Seeing this product brought me an epiphany. I know now why I and many others feel that the new Star Trek film won’t be as good as the originals. It won’t be as hokey.