Star Trek cologne coming in April

bardfinn

#1 – 8:22 AM March 10, 2009

I can't believe they missed "The Scotty": Beams you into orbit at warp speed; Underpromises and overdelivers; In the Engine Room; Can change the Laws of Physics.

michaelportent

#2 – 9:23 AM March 10, 2009

Tiberius - The scent that comes from being a jerk and screwing lots of alien chicks.

Moriarty

#3 – 9:26 AM March 10, 2009

Tiberius: sponged off a glistening Shatner.

Paul Coleman

#4 – 9:42 AM March 10, 2009

Does Red Shirt smell like death?

DSMVWL THS

#5 – 9:47 AM March 10, 2009

Red Shirt: The Smell of Fear!

These are great camp.

stb

#6 – 10:17 AM March 10, 2009

I liked Brent Spiner's Eau d' Odo much better...

ROSSINDETROIT

#7 – 12:56 PM March 10, 2009

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't buy an Eau de Toilette that said 'Boldly Go'

OM

#8 – 8:14 PM March 10, 2009

...Guaranteed to make you smell like a Horta in heat, or a Gorn with Gonorrhea.

HeatherB

#9 – 6:03 AM March 11, 2009

Seeing this product brought me an epiphany. I know now why I and many others feel that the new Star Trek film won't be as good as the originals. It won't be as hokey.

Steaming Pile

#10 – 7:29 AM March 11, 2009

@STB - or "Eau d'Spot"?

Halloween Jack

#11 – 7:47 AM March 11, 2009

I can't believe that there's not a Klingon cologne ("peaty, with just a hint of lilac"), but maybe it would just be too dangerous for mere humans.

bcsizemo

#12 – 9:51 AM March 11, 2009

Now they just need to get on board with a drink company and come out with some Klingon blood wine..

ROSSINDETROIT

#13 – 10:54 AM March 11, 2009

It's been what, 43 years since the original series? Will this franchise never die? No, I guess not.

Bonnie

#14 – 1:09 PM March 11, 2009

If it smells as good as Wil Wheaton, count me in!

brie

#15 – 5:40 PM March 12, 2009

"Chanel NCC-1701" For the upscale female trekkie.

Anonymous Anonymous

#16 – 1:41 PM March 17, 2009

the Klingon blood wine is sold in vegas on the DS9 promenade.

Anonymous Anonymous

#17 – 4:40 PM May 13, 2009

"I can't believe they missed "The Scotty": Beams you into orbit at warp speed; Underpromises and overdelivers; In the Engine Room; Can change the Laws of Physics."

That sounds more like a drink than a scent :) I'm for it of course!

Robert

Anonymous Anonymous

#18 – 1:48 PM May 22, 2009

Please post a follow-up on your Star Trek colognes. When will they be available? --or-- was this just a big joke?

Rebecca

#19 – 10:50 PM July 28, 2009

This I hope is real. I will get red shirt for my cousin whom I dislike. Pon Farr for my husband cause I am madly in love with him.
When will they be availible for sure.