Star Trek cologne coming in April

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Genki Wear, a company specializing in science-fiction-inspired jewelry (mostly in the Buffyverse, it seems), will be releasing three new Star Trek colognes to go along with the reboot of the franchise this year: “Tiberius”, a scent that is “difficult to define and impossible to refuse”; “Red Shirt”, with the brilliant tag line “Because tomorrow may never come”; and a scent for women called “Pon Farr”, designed to “drive him wild”. (Polearms not included.)

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19 Responses to Star Trek cologne coming in April

  1. brie says:

    “Chanel NCC-1701″ For the upscale female trekkie.

  2. michaelportent says:

    Tiberius – The scent that comes from being a jerk and screwing lots of alien chicks.

  3. Bonnie says:

    If it smells as good as Wil Wheaton, count me in!

  4. Moriarty says:

    Tiberius: sponged off a glistening Shatner.

  5. Steaming Pile says:

    @STB – or “Eau d’Spot”?

  6. ROSSINDETROIT says:

    It’s been what, 43 years since the original series? Will this franchise never die? No, I guess not.

  7. Paul Coleman says:

    Does Red Shirt smell like death?

  8. DSMVWL THS says:

    Red Shirt: The Smell of Fear!

    These are great camp.

  9. Halloween Jack says:

    I can’t believe that there’s not a Klingon cologne (“peaty, with just a hint of lilac”), but maybe it would just be too dangerous for mere humans.

  10. stb says:

    I liked Brent Spiner’s Eau d’ Odo much better…

  11. Rebecca says:

    This I hope is real. I will get red shirt for my cousin whom I dislike. Pon Farr for my husband cause I am madly in love with him.
    When will they be availible for sure.

  12. ROSSINDETROIT says:

    I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t buy an Eau de Toilette that said ‘Boldly Go’

  13. Anonymous says:

    the Klingon blood wine is sold in vegas on the DS9 promenade.

  14. Anonymous says:

    “I can’t believe they missed “The Scotty”: Beams you into orbit at warp speed; Underpromises and overdelivers; In the Engine Room; Can change the Laws of Physics.”

    That sounds more like a drink than a scent :) I’m for it of course!

    Robert

  15. OM says:

    …Guaranteed to make you smell like a Horta in heat, or a Gorn with Gonorrhea.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Please post a follow-up on your Star Trek colognes. When will they be available? –or– was this just a big joke?

  17. bcsizemo says:

    Now they just need to get on board with a drink company and come out with some Klingon blood wine..

  18. bardfinn says:

    I can’t believe they missed “The Scotty”: Beams you into orbit at warp speed; Underpromises and overdelivers; In the Engine Room; Can change the Laws of Physics.

  19. HeatherB says:

    Seeing this product brought me an epiphany. I know now why I and many others feel that the new Star Trek film won’t be as good as the originals. It won’t be as hokey.

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